Dakota Johnson has never been so relatable in her entire damn life.
Okay, so by now, you’ve heard that the Golden Globes took place on Sunday evening. Celebs both big and small graced the Tinseltown event with their presence — which means Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were BOTH at the award show. This captured pretty much EVERYONE’S attention as, over a decade ago, the tabloids blamed Angie for the demise of Brad Pitt‘s marriage to the Friends actress.
Well, all these years later, Miz Jolie is making headlines with Pitt once again — only this time it’s about HER divorce to the Hollywood hunk. All caught up?? Good.
Here’s where Dakota comes in…
During the Globes, Aniston took to the stage alongside Carol Burnett. While almost everyone was busy paying attention to what was going on onstage, two actresses were distracted. Rather than pay attention to what Jennifer was saying, Angelina munched on a snack. Dakota caught wind of this OBVIOUSLY awkward situation and shot the actress turned director the side eye to end all side eyes.
#dakotajohnson looking at #angelinajolie while #jenniferaniston is presenting. #classic #highschool And what’s the #devil looking at? How rude, I can’t with her. Angelina is starting to look like #kirkdouglas 👺 Jen A #hairgoals #goldenglobesA post shared by @ obviousbutamazing on Jan 7, 2018 at 7:06pm PST
In that moment, Dakota embodied all of us. And it seems the internet agree with us, as fans weighed in on Twitter:
Dakota staring at Angelina while Jennifer Aniston on stage is literally us 😂#GoldenGlobes #DakotaJohnson #AngelinaJolie #JenniferAniston pic.twitter.com/24U511noRU
— Tea ♀ (@SnatchBizzle) January 8, 2018
whoever made this pic of Dakota Johnson watching Angelina Jolie during Jennifer Aniston’s speech….this is why the internet is the best pic.twitter.com/JU2Ywrb0dn
— Liza Page (@lizapage) January 8, 2018
Things became MORE AWKWARD when the mother of six inadvertently gave the TV star a standing ovation. Fans astutely noticed:
I love that they gave Carol Burnett a standing ovation so that Angelina Jolie had to give one too which means she basically had to give one to Jennifer Aniston. I’m just petty like that. #GoldenGlobes
— Rob Rosenberg (@RobMRosenberg) January 8, 2018
Both Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are at the #GoldenGlobes tonight. Crossing my fingers they find themselves together in the bathroom at some point and laugh about how Brad Pitt ain’t CRAP! pic.twitter.com/4XFTaLK3il
— Alex On-Air (@yoalexrapz) January 8, 2018
Oh, what a night. LOLz!!
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